Steps are dangerous

Ooooooooo do I hate steps ugh I start my day out lovely by falling down 2 steps catching my self with my elbow in the bannister it hurts like mother fucker cut it and it hurts to move it so I'm trying not too

I was walking down the steps with my laundry bag in my arm and grapes and tea bag in my hand and I slipped mad like I should of not caught urself just let urself fall u prob wouldn't of shirt urself so bad ugh